Awweee who loves a tummy rub
As the girls were at school and I needed to study I thought it might be nice for Xena to sit inside with me.
No sooner had I let her into the study when I remembered why I think big dogs should stay outside.
First her very waggy tail brought down everything from my coffee table. That included all those things that shouldn't be there but always are like coffee cups, nail polishes, ash trays, smokes, lighters, some candy wrappers papers oh and a bottle of Grand Marnier. No real damage done. I'm sure she was only encouraging me to give up all my vices- fat chance. 'Just cleaning up mum,' she says 'you really shouldn't have left that mess there last night.'
As she lovingly jumped up at me while I rushed to save my study aides, that would be booze and smokes, from being crushed/ broken under feet, she managed to tangle herself up in all the cords at the side of my desk.
And with one great lunge, like a wild dog cutting through jungle, she broke through them. Before I could even let out a gasp she proceeded onwards dragging my entire computer set up and phone base behind her.
Ummm yeah. I took her outside and gave her a cuddle while I added up the replacement costs. I didn't need that computer, my assignments or my vices anyway now... did I puppy?
Amazingly the computer is still alive. The assignments still there and I'm kicking back with a smoke and a coffee pretending none of that just happened.
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